Uber Driver $UBER

Uber’s treasury now works weekends. HSBC tokenized deposits, Franklin Templeton funds, settlement on a Sunday. Cash that never parks. So neither do we. $UBER is the night-shift driver of Canton. While the banks move billions in private, we’re the ones idling outside the building at 2 a.m., lights on, no questions asked. What happens in the back seat stays in the back seat. Very on-brand for Canton. No pitch deck. No custody agreement. No compliance department. Just: “Where to?” “Weekend rates apply” “Settled before we hit the next light” “Keep the change” The institutions brought the money. We brought the car. $UBER: always on shift, on Canton.