SAIL $SAIL

He heard “launch” and took it personally. One minute he was tied to a dock. The next, he was sailing on Canton with a red hull, two C-shaped sails, and absolutely no idea who untied him. He had the sails custom made. The harbor master said they looked impractical. He said the branding was already approved. Now he checks the chart every six seconds. It’s a price chart. He has hit the same buoy three times. That little red flag? Came with the boat. Please stop bringing it up. The sun is setting. The waves are getting bigger. He’s standing on deck explaining that both C’s stand for “captain.” The marina keeps calling about unpaid docking fees. He considers that his first partnership. Anyway. Anyone know which way the ocean is?